I smoke to be free

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ithelpstodream

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

whattywhatwhat

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

geekgirl101

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

ariaste

Speaking as another former hotel owner, this shit would have ABSOLUTELY made my day.

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halogenic

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

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i have so many questions

jadebloods

this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer

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chiltonomics

We have a winner

trekkie12

Don’t you dare tell me we have a winner

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AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

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artsyneurotic

#chandler bing as batman on the tallest escalator in the world telling me how I can change the future

#pool party with my best friend harrison ford as we talk about poodles